Living With coprock (ABC, 4:30): coprock (Abe Vigoda) finds a fork in mskitty23 (Humphrey Bogart)'s sock drawer. On the other side of town, hedgiewan (Robert Carlyle) and jimbexleyspeed (Kevin Spacey) don't believe in secular humanism. Then, dcontaminant (Terrence Mann) trades DVD players with macintosh (Glenn Close). That night, rottenrodney (Mary Tyler Moore) and alisgray (Monica Bellucci) perform slapstick at a Broadway show. That same day, sock_heads (Kirsten Dunst) and komatoast (Courteney Cox) find a lost cat at a day spa. TV-PG.