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17th-Nov-2003 10:53 am (UTC) - gag
lords does that sound DISGUSTING!

that has to be a spoof, right???
17th-Nov-2003 11:22 am (UTC) - Re: gag
I don't know. It sounds a bit like they aren't serious when they say things like "This seasonal flavor allows us to enter a new market segment, the meal replacement market." especially since this is supposedly a sugar-free drink, but I'd like to try it.
17th-Nov-2003 12:07 pm (UTC) - Re: gag
egads, I don't think I could ever be so brave as to allow that in my throat...

17th-Nov-2003 01:12 pm (UTC) - Re: gag
I don't know if I could finish a bottle but I definitely wouldn't mind giving it a try.

I doubt they could capture the magic of White Castle stuffing in a bottle as well...
17th-Nov-2003 01:44 pm (UTC) - Re: gag
17th-Nov-2003 02:25 pm (UTC) - Re: gag
It'd definitely be a problem if they decided to go for something with the consistency of Orbitz (the drink, not the new online travel site.)

If this takes off they could do Bacon flavor or Cheeseburger flavor... the possibilities are really endless.
17th-Nov-2003 02:29 pm (UTC) - Re: gag
Orbitz was SO nasty..

this whole idea is making me ill... eeeeewwwww
17th-Nov-2003 02:45 pm (UTC) - Re: gag
I liked Orbitz but I thought they needed to have the balls be flavor lumps or something instead of just being kind of flavorless floating clumps of stuff.

I still have a few bottles. Maybe I should drink one tonight.
17th-Nov-2003 10:08 pm (UTC) - Re: gag
I think the most obvious choice would be pork. Because there's nothing quite like sitting around the house, swillin' on them cans o' swine.
17th-Nov-2003 11:51 pm (UTC)
Zero-calorie and zero-carb... that can't be real.

But if it were, oh my gods, I've been waiting for something like this for years.
18th-Nov-2003 08:56 am (UTC)
I asked a friend of mine who lives in Seattle to pick up a bottle for me if he sees one.

I'll try to remain optimistic until I hear it's definitely a joke.
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