Aaron (coprock) wrote,

As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly


Parents have more money than sense.
Kid gets dual processor G5 for christmas.
Kid doesn't like Macintosh computers, kid is PC zealot.
Kid has a lot in common with his folks.
Kid rips out motherboard, etc. and hacks at case to replace internals with custom built PC.
Kid has half-assed PC hiding in Mac case.
Overclockers website strains as millions of Mac fans check out the car wreck.

If kid had half a brain he would have sold the G5 intact and bought a PC with the money.

(If kid had an entire brain he would have kept the G5 intact for himself.)
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