January 17th, 2003

Halloween 2008- Captain Hammer

Everybody else is doing it (http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi)

And All Because The Lady Loves Monkeys.
Make It A Monkeys Night.
Monkeys Is Good For You.
Is It Live, Or Is It Monkeys?
Let Your Fingers Do the Walking Through the Monkeys.
It's Not TV. It's Monkeys.
The Best Part of Waking Up is Monkeys in Your Cup.
When You've Got Monkeys, Flaunt It.
Go On, Get Your Monkeys Out.
Kids Will Do Anything For Monkeys.
Don't Be Vague. Ask for Monkeys.
Got a Monkey? You're in Luck.
You Can Be Sure of Monkeys.
Please Don't Squeeze The Monkeys.
Taste the Monkeys.
That'll be the Monkeys.
You Press the Monkeys, We Do the Rest.
Stop. Go. Monkeys.
But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Monkeys.
Things Go Better with Monkeys.

The word "monkeys" is losing all meaning.