I completely forgot to mention that monstersocks and I were at some kitchen shop (maybe Kitchen Window) and they had that bacon chocolate bar that I'd heard of. It was stupid expensive but I got one so that I could try it. It's actually even better than you would think. If Epulum Rimki were happening this year I'd be sorely tempted to do a little experimenting.
I also got some Bacon Salt for my birthday. I haven't tried it yet but I'm looking forward to some science.