I figured I'd go for something simple and ordered a gin & tonic. She left, then came back later and reported she didn't know how to make that.
So, I picked a drink off the bar menu that she reported she knew how to make, a screwdriver. Two ingredients, how hard could it be? Anyway, she eventually showed up with my "screwdriver". It didn't look like it contained orange juice, although I would have believed some sort of Tang™. I asked what was in the "screwdriver" and she reported the ingredients: Absolut™ vodka, pineapple juice and grenadine. It was confusing but tasty.