Watching Do You Speak American? with monstersocks. She has announced her intentions to leave me and head to New York where she will fight theater critic John Simon and then attempt to seduce the New York editor of the OED, Jesse Sheidlower in hopes of getting a job working on the OED.

Oh well. We had a good run.

PS- She just called Labov a "f*cker", but she quickly recanted.