Hey your neighbors should live by mine!
Mine begin their nightly "we're drunk middle aged broke uneducated white trash and I hate you" fight at about 2 AM.

Back in Minneapolis I had a neighbor who would periodically trick her boyfriend into going outside then lock him out at 2am. I called the cops one time when he was pounding on the door threatening her and complaining about how cold his feet were. (He was also calling her and her friend "welfare bitches".) They were charming.

These neighbors aren't usually too bad. They often come home (especially on the weekends) around 1 or 2am and if I'm up I hear them but if I'm not I sleep through it.

I got two pieces of information for you, a name and a phone number. Are you ready?

Don Husband, Home Mortgage Consultant
651/205-8499